News and ROOmour File – 2013-14 Round 2

  • We welcome back Ollie Ashford for another year from England. Apparently he’s been scoping out every Woolworths in South East Melbourne over the past week in order to see what the quality of orange juice is like this season.
  • The club has recently purchased a new bowling machine. We thoroughly look forward to finding out what non cricket-related objects it can shoot out.
  • Scott May has apparently been referring to Bryan Stephens as ‘Babe’ and ending text messages with ‘XX’ of late.
  • Vakshan is unavailable for round 3 due to it being McHappy Day.
  • Former self-proclaimed superstar of the club, Justin Woodman, was spotted at the State Basketball Centre for a mid-week Grand Final recently. He unfortunately missed out on selection for the Wednesday night division 4 premiership, but his team managed to get the job done. Congratulations Pecker!

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