Emu’s Nest: Steven Smith traded to Sandown Park for a bath mat

On the same day that St Kilda in the AFL has de-listed Ahmed Saad on the basis that he potentially will be sidelined for 2 years on drug charges, the committee has acted swiftly in the wake of Emu’s arrest last week.[Read more]

News & ROO-mour File 2013-14 Round 3

Paul Hill has gone into a panic upon realisation that ‘Nu-Wave’ hair gel stopped manufacturing in 1997 and his wedding is less than 2 months away. Ross Duguid was spotted at Dingley Woolworths nursing a bag of spuds in preparation for the arrival[Read more]

Congratulations Greg and Zoe Duguid!

Club stalwart, son of Chairman of Selectors Colin, B Grade Premiership Captain, and most importantly little brother of Ross, Greg ‘Doogs’ Duguid and his wife Zoe celebrated the arrival of son Harrison James Duguid on Saturday. Both mother and son[Read more]

Coomoora Clipboard Round 3, 2013-2014 Season

Welcome everyone to our Round 3 edition of the Clipboard! The past fortnight has seen Cup Eve come and go with many old and new faces (see right) gathering for what has become our annual social launch. Congratulations go to all winners of sweeps, cal[Read more]

A quick reminder that 2013-14 fees are now due

ONE LOW PRICE FITS ALL – $100 This season the club is asking each and EVERY player to pay the one low price of only $100. This covers the cost of umpires, balls, affiliation fees and insurance. Fees are due and payable now. Payment Options are[Read more]

Emu’s Nest: Steven Smith has been arrested

Well, it’s finally happened. Steven Smith has been arrested. May I just state at this point in time that what you are about to read is 100% factually correct. At times we have been known to slightly ‘exaggerate’ things in this section, but I as[Read more]

A quick message from the selection committee for 2013-14 round 2

All teams are selected using a combination of form, financial status, training attitude and team balance as the main criteria. Selection in any team will be in jeopardy unless outstanding fees are paid by ROUND 4 or a suitable arrangement has been ma[Read more]

News and ROOmour File – 2013-14 Round 2

We welcome back Ollie Ashford for another year from England. Apparently he’s been scoping out every Woolworths in South East Melbourne over the past week in order to see what the quality of orange juice is like this season. The club has recently pu[Read more]

Coomoora Clipboard Round 2, 2013-2014 Season

Welcome one and all to our second edition for the 2013/14 season! This fortnight we’ve’ve celebrated the long awaited upgrade to our website, and after many countless hours spent by Daryl Fisher and his web designing posse toiling hard to com[Read more]

Selection BBQ coaches address for 2013-14 cricket season

At our recent selection night bbq, players were addressed by coach Andrew O’Meara and Development coach , former Australian and Victorian opening bowler Ian Callen on the structure of training and what we would aim to achieve with our training [Read more]